Chicken Noodle Soup For The Awkward Girl's Soul

A hearty serving of Chicken Noodle Soup For The Awkward Girl's Soul.

Monday, August 27, 2012

groovy tunezzzzz

Best 90s/oldies music playlist ever (in my opinion, which is worth nothing)/what I play at parties:

1) Do Woop (That Thing) - Lauryn Hill
2) Pony - Ginuwine
3) Can't Nobody Hold Me Down -P Diddy/Puff Daddy/Sean "Puffy" Combs
4) Ghetto Supastar - Pras ft. Mya
5) Party Up In Here - DMX
6) No Scrubs - TLC
7) Big Pimpin - Jay-Z
8) Are You That Somebody? - Aaliyah
9) Nuthin But A G Thang - Dr. Dre
10) Overnight Celebrity - Twista
11) What's Love? - Fat Joe ft. Ashanti and Ja Rule
12) Let's Get Married (remix) - Jagged Edge
13) Where the Party At - Jagged Edge ft. Nelly
14) If You Had My Love - JLO
15) Us Against the World - Play
16) All Falls Down - Kanye
17) Mambo No. 5 - Lou Bega
18) This Is How We Do It - Montell Jordan
19) Case of the Ex - Mya
20) Mo Money, Mo Problems - Notorious B.I.G. ft. Diddy and ma$e
21) Ms. Jackson - Outkast
22) Ignition (remix) - R.Kelly
23) California Love -Tupac
24) Stacy's Mom - Fountains of Wayne
25) Men In Black - Will Smith
26) Dirty Pop - NSync (DUH)
27) Country Grammar - Nelly
28) Family Affairs - Mary J. Blige


HAHA there's my horrible taste in music/what I listen to when I'm walking to class. Feel free to judge and look up these songzzzzz and lol at the fact that a lot of it is rap and that I suck.


Wednesday, August 22, 2012

I'M BACK (cue groans and eye rolls)

Hah, how bout that ride in?  Kinda forgot about this shindig I got going on over here (that's a lie, I just didn't know what to write about and I'm very meticulous about my writing and I was too busy doing absolutely nothing). BUT the people have spoken (I think maybe 2 since last April, maybe) and they wanted more blog posts so I'm just going to write a post reminiscent of previous xanga "omg today was so fun with mah besties!"posts.

    Today was the first day of classes which was fun in the way that lying in the middle of the street on a bed of nails while toddlers run over you in those little red fisher price cars is fun. I'm the girl who awkwardly stays standing at the crosswalk when the "don't walk" sign is up while a whole sea of people walks anyway (because I'm the tag that sticks out on the "t shirt of life"). Also, can we talk about the wind for a hot sec? Seriously, not okay.  Let's just say that I now know what it's like to have a clingy boyfriend, except my boyfriend came in the form of a cotton v-neck.

   Kinda cool that every class roster gets my name wrong though, right? Oh and I forgot to tell you--we were allowed to ask our professor any question so I asked my professor if he prefers creamy or crunchy peanut butter (he prefers creamy, but he'll take crunchy too), which garnered a few laughs from my classmates, which in turn made me turn red, which in turn just made everyone feel uncomfortable.

     BUT 50,000 YOU GUYS! WOW. Odd. Very odd, actually.  You should probably unfollow. But thanks. Oh and hats off to Avril for kissing her happy ending goodbye and ending up with the Nickelback frontrunner, Chad Kroeger (maybe she can find out what the hell was on Joey's head for us).  Oh and hats on to Miley because I'm sorry but she is looking way too "Draco Malfoy meets Peter Pan" for my liking thanks to her new 'do!

    Well, I want to write on this thing more mainly because my dad keeps telling everyone I have a blog with 20,000 followers, which isn't true (ugh parentz), so I'll be around, or something.

A dolla makes me holla, honey boo boo!

Peace, love, and Sugar Bear's missing teeth (which could make a really fun necklace, I bet)
Awkward Girl