Hello Blog. Goodbye Any Sense of "I'm So Cool"

     I can't even say that creating this blog is a dive into the pool of awkwardness, because I can't dive/function in society--as evident in the fact that writing this post is proving to be extremely heart attack-provoking.  Safe to say that this blog creation is more of a lifeless flop into the vast world of social networking.  And something for me to do when *boredom hits me and I can't deal with myself (*the fact that Even Stevens is no longer on TV). 

    Twitter's always a good time, but the 140 character limit can be so restraining (much like my snuggie when I have to go to the bathroom, might I add).  My life is too complex (lame) to express all my sentiments in one measley tweet, hence this blog.  I'm hoping to chronicle, via this 2002-esque blog, all of the uncomfortable, cringe-worthy, blush-inducing happenings on this awkward, winding path that I'm traveling on/have been traveling on since birth.  Think Dora the Explorer.  Minus a map (because no awkward girl dares to venture out of her comfort zone), pale, and instead of Swiper I have to deal with annoying drunk guys at bars who would probably list grinding/groping as their favorite pasttime, irrelevant professors, acquaintenances, and the occasional squirrel that decides to taunt me on the way to class.

     I've definitely picked up a few things on this awkward voyage/my 20 odd years of existence (an obsession with Princess Diaries/Parent Trap/any Mary-Kate and Ashley movie, a student ID that makes Charlie Sheen's mugshot look tame, and an immense hatred for phone conversations/small talk/cameras--to name a few) and lost some things as well (my first two student IDs that honestly made me question whether I was human/not Godzilla, the hope that I'd grow out of my awkwardness, and any trace of dignity I had left). It's been fun(ny) though and my hope is that you chuckle, crack a smile, or AT LEAST  somewhat enjoy my dancing twit pic as you peruse the @awkgrlprblms twitter account and browse this blog.

     Didn't mean to write a novel. Peace, love, and Crocs.


      Awkward Girl