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Monday, March 19, 2012

YOLO

     I've gotten a lot of requests to do a blog post about the ever popular overused YOLO (this is actually 100% entirely false, I just wanted to feel important for a hot second, don't mind me).  Anywho, for those of you who have been living under a rock or have had your nose buried in The Hunger Games in an effort to finish them all before the premiere, YOLO=You Only Live Once (such a revelation).  As Drake thoughtfully points out in The Motto, "You Only Live Once, that's the motto."  So yeah, if it has Drake's stamp of approval, it's all right in my book.

    As any other awkward girl, I have personally embraced YOLO.  It's kinda cool that I can basically get away with murder, but I'm golden as long as I yell "YOLO!"  "YOLO!" would be appropriate to shout whilst retrieving the newspaper in one's fuzzy pink Limited Too robe that is ten sizes too small, playing Call Me Maybe at ear-shattering volume levels (still have an unhealthy obsession, but I'm okay with it), or YouTube-ing old Disney Channel Original Movies in class (or is that last one just me?). Needless to say, YOLO is our friend because now all the weird, awkward things we do are TOTALLY justified by casually tossing out a YOLO (this is actually completely untrue but it couldn't hurt right?)

P.S. Did I mention it's super fun to pull the whole "YOLO rhymes with (insert word that rhymes with YOLO here)" tweet which is always a good time.  A few examples are as follows:

"There's a reason fro-yo rhymes with YOLO" (this would be appropriate to say/tweet whilst, ya know, eating frozen yogurt).
"There's a reason Frodo rhymes with YOLO" (for all those Lord of the Rings enthusiasts, wherever you are).
"There's a reason solo rhymes with YOLO" (this is perfect for those single gals out there who are SiNgLe n ReaDy 2 MinGLe).
"There's a reason SOLO rhymes with YOLO" (for all those party animals are who planning on getting plastered and coming up with secret handshakes with complete strangers).
"There's a reason Rolo rhymes with YOLO" (okay okay this one's a stretch, but I'm sure someone somewhere who enjoys Rolos is reading this post).
"There's a reason airflow rhymes with YOLO" (hahaha because we can't breathe without air! ...so so sorry)
ETC.

So yeah, I'm gonna go dust off my old scooter and casually ride off into the night as my whispys blow gently in the wind because YOLO (actually I would probably never do that but, like, one could if one wanted to because YOLO!!.!!..!!!)

Peace, love, and my YOLO shirt that I ordered off Ebay (seriously, unfollow me)
Awkward Girl




1 comment:

  1. You entertain me so much. Thank you for posting about this!! I am one of those people that is awkward enough to say Frodo rhymes with YOLO, the first step is admitting it right??

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