#shitawkwardgirlssay

"I only like to joke dance."                                                                          

 "Wait, am I invited?"

 "No one knows me."

 "Why do I feel like I have toilet paper on my foot?"

 "Wait, can you hear my music?"

 "I want to die."

 "Is this normal?"

 "Am I the only one who watches Survivor?"

 "I'm just going to become a nun."

 "My sense of humor is too refined for them."

 "Can you tell I'm not wearing a bra?"

 "I just downloaded the best 90's music."

  "That makes me feel so uncomfortable."

  "This is making me sick to my stomach."

  "Is this real life?"

  "I miss Boy Meets World."

  "I'm not funny."

  "Can you wait for me?"

  "Please don't make me walk in first."

  "I hate windows down."

  "Hide me."

  "I know him, but he doesn't know me."

  "Pretend you're talking to me."

  "Where'd you get that beer?"

  "Don't worry, I'm gonna wear a tank top underneath this."

  "Wait, there's no toilet paper..."

  "Don't look."

  "I feel so slutty."

  "I can't walk in heels."

  "OMGOMGOMG GET ME OUT OF HERE."

  "This would happen to me."